Toddler for sale...

I have a barely used, but very spunky toddler for sale. She doesn't eat much and still takes a 2 hour nap everyday. But, be warned: she is very irritable and independent to the point of losing control several times a day. Often hits but says sorry afterward. Loves to cook, read books, and will be cheap to clothe since she never wears them (she thinks they're made of fire). She loves to "rustle" (wrestle), "snoggle wif you", and listen to "yusic" on the I-Pod. She is also fond of kisses and hugs, and says "I wuf you" alot. On second thought, I may just keep this model for myself; she doesn't sound so bad after all!